A Lazy Idiot

Flourless Chocolate Cake

I planned never to have to say this, but I have neglected my blog and been lax on the posting.  I had the time, I even did some cooking, but I really just wanted to eat my food.  The kitchen has been up and down, and I think now is definitely at an up.  Meaning I can cook in the room that is supposed to be a kitchen.  There is like a stove and a cook-top and some sort of cabinets.  It also looks really good.  The husband and I like to stand in there at night and just stare at it.  It’s not done, and it’s not perfect but it’s getting there.

Chocolate Cake in Kitchen

I have been more motivated to cook, especially with multiple burners and an oven.  But I am still washing dishes in the bathroom so now is not yet the time to go crazy.  I’ve been holding back on the my deep, primal urge to bake a cake.  Until today as I was sitting on the floor staring straight on at my new oven (really 2 years old, but sitting unused in the shed) and decided it was time.  Nothing crazy, I will save my carrot cake with apricot and cream cheese frosting with layers of something curd for later.  So of course David Lebovitz to the rescue again.  I have been eyeing his chocolate idiot cake for a while.  So few ingredients but the combination cannot be wrong.  I of course did not have enough bittersweet chocolate, so used some unsweetened baking chocolate and added a touch more sugar.  Then I added some salt, and maybe some bourbon.  I did not use a springform pan in the water bath because I decided it was too hard, that is what makes it lazy idiot.  Fitting that I have also been too lazy to write blog posts.

Flourless Chocolate Cake with gelato

Meyer Lemon Curd

Meyer Lemon Curd

Every day is feeling closer and closer to summer.  I’m beyond ready for fresh strawberries and sunshine.  I also love anything lemon, if it can involve lemon curd, even better.  It’s tart, a little bit sweet, and creamy.  If you end up with a Costco sized bag of lemons this is a great use for them.  Meyer lemons are a little less tart and more floral tasting, they are becoming easier to find at grocery stores, I got mine from Full Circle Farms, if you happen to be in the Pacific Northwest area.  Once you have the curd made, you have lemon bars, lemon tarts, and lemon mousse all possibilities in your future.  So go make some.

This recipe is adapted from Martha Stewart, there are also many other great ideas for using up your lemon curd, like Meyer Lemon Crepe Cake.  Please make sure you don’t skip the straining part, otherwise there can be some cooked egg bits in your otherwise smooth and dreamy curd.

Meyer Lemon Curd

Meyer Lemon Curd

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

Total Time: 20 minutes

Yield: 1 cup


  • 6 tablespoons sugar
  • zest of 3 lemons
  • 1 large egg
  • 2 large egg yolks
  • 1/2 cup Meyer lemon juice (about 3 lemons)
  • 2 ounces unsalted butter, cut into chunks


  1. Stir together zest and sugar in a medium saucepan.
  2. Whisk in egg and egg yolk, and place pan over medium low heat, whisking constantly until starting to thicken.
  3. Whisk in lemon juice and remove from heat.
  4. Add butter, one or two chunks at a time until fully incorporated. Strain curd through fine mesh sieve into bowl.
  5. Cover and refrigerate until cool.


-You can use regular lemons if Meyer lemons are not available, you may want to increase the sugar as it will be more tart. -Should keep for a week or two in the fridge.

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Meyer Lemon Curd

Grilled Pizza with Proscuitto and Arugula


Grilled Pizza with Proscuitto and ArugulaWe have had a warm spell up here in Alaska, perfect reason to uncloak the grill and awaken it from hibernation.  I love the charred taste of bread fresh off the grill, a perfect base for pizza.  This is one example of what you can do, if you don’t like arugula and proscuitto then go in a different direction.  I would make sure all ingredients that need to be cooked are cooked and to go easy on the toppings.  If this pizza gets overloaded the crust can burn before the cheese has had a chance to melt, and that high temp will give it that nice crust on the bottom.

Homemade Pizza DoughSome things I buy at the store that can be made at home (enchilada sauce), others I make myself.  One of those that I make is pizza dough.  It’s maybe 20 minutes of effort, and I always have the ingredients on hand.  Flour, yeast, salt, water, olive oil.  Having a few hours before dinner is needed though.  I don’t usually measure when I’m making dough, except for the yeast.  The amount of flour and water can vary depending on how compacted the flour is and how humid the environment is.  If the dough is too wet, add a little flour, too dry then add some water.  If you have a storebought dough, you can bake it on the grill the same way.

ingredients for pizzaIt helps to have everything ready, so when you flip the crust, all the toppings can be added quickly and easily.

Grilling Pizza DoughGrilling Pizza Dough


Grilled Pizza with Proscuitto and Arugula

Prep Time: 3 hours

Cook Time: 30 minutes

Total Time: 3 hours, 30 minutes

Yield: 4 servings


  • 1/2 cup warm water
  • 1 1/2 cup all purpose or bread flour, plus more for dusting surface
  • 1 teaspoon yeast
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 cup whole milk ricotta cheese
  • 1 cup shredded or cubed mozzarella cheese
  • 4 slices proscuitto sliced
  • 2-3 cups arugula
  • 1-2 tablespoons truffle oil
  • flaky sea salt to finish


  1. Combine warm water and yeast in medium sized bowl and let sit for about 5 minutes until water is foamy.
  2. Add flour and stir with a fork or hands until dough is coming together. Then dump dough onto well floured surface.
  3. Knead dough about 10 minutes, dough should be smooth and elastic, still somewhat soft.
  4. Place dough in oiled bowl and cover with tea towel. Let rise until doubled in size, about 2-3 hours.
  5. Flour a large cutting board, gently stretch out dough to large pizza size. Can make smaller ones if prefered, will make approximately one 14" round pizza.
  6. Set grill to high on both burners. Temp around 500 degrees fahrenheit.
  7. Get all topping ingredients ready and place next to grill.
  8. Scrape down grill grates and oil with paper towel soaked in oil (hold with tongs).
  9. Using spatula, gently shake cutting board to loosen dough and place on grill surface.
  10. Close door and check in two minutes. Dough should brown on the bottom with some blistering on top.
  11. Remove crust from grill and place back on cutting board and close grill door.
  12. Flip crust over, brush with oil, then spread ricotta over. Then put on 1/3 of the arugula, proscuitto and mozzarella.
  13. Put pizza back on to grill surface and turn down heat to medium high, about 450.
  14. Check every couple minutes, wait for cheese to melt, bottom crust should be browning too (takes 4-5 minutes).
  15. Remove pizza from grill back onto cutting board. Spread rest of the arugula over the top and drizzle the truffle oil over top.
  16. Let rest for 5 minutes or so, slice and enjoy.


You can substitute bacon or ham if you don't have proscuitto, can usually find it in the deli section of the grocery store.

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Pizza on the Grill

Banana Cream Pie with Salted Caramel Whipped Cream


Banana Cream PieI don’t really like banana cream pie, well I didn’t before.  But when you are pregnant sometimes the urge strikes.  Doesn’t hurt that it happens to be Pi(e) day, a very special one on 3.14.15!  When I think of banana cream pie I think of the cafeteria at the hospital, with its rotating dessert case.  Gritty chocolate puddings with cool whip and sprinkles.  They had been sitting long enough that the sprinkles were starting to dissolve and dye the cool whip in bright neon splotches.  Then the banana cream pie rotated slowly, beige, soggy and sad.

Banana Cream PieBut now for some reason, I think of it as comfort food.  If you have read my previous post then you will know why I might need some comfort food.  Like if you broke up with your boyfriend and you were upset and went to see your favorite aunt, she would give you a slice of this.  No, she didn’t bring it home from the hospital, she made it.  Made it with love for someone who needs comforting.

Graham cracker crust for banana cream pieCustard for banana cream pieThe recipe uses a crust made from honey graham crackers, the ones I used were Annie’s bunny grahams, because that’s what I could find at the store.  It’s what makes shopping at your small local grocery store fun.  I also liked the less grahamy flavor.  I crushed the crackers bunnies using a plastic baggie and a glass.  This makes a coarser and more irregular crumb and is more work, but meh.  Sometimes I am willing to go through tedious extra work if it involves using less brain power to find a quicker way.  This recipe makes a lot of crust, so the extra crumbs I toasted on a baking sheet on the side and added on top for a little crunch.

Banana Cream Pie


The filling is a vanilla custard with vanilla bean and extract, and just a touch of brandy.  I used store bought salted caramel sauce because I am still mad at caramel for being so easy in the beginning and then turning on me.  I also don’t want to wash crystallized caramel out of my pan in the bathroom.

Filling Banana Cream PieRecipe adapted from Epicurious

Banana Cream Pie with Salted Caramel Whipped Cream

Yield: 8 servings


  • 2 1/2 cups honey graham crumbs
  • 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 1/4 cup butter, melted
  • 1/3 cup plus 1 tablespoon brown sugar
  • 1/3 cup cornstarch
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/2 cups whipping cream
  • 1 1/2 cups milk (I used 2%)
  • 3 large egg yolks
  • 1 vanilla bean
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 tablespoon brandy
  • 4 ripe bananas peeled and sliced into 1/4" rounds
  • 2-3 tablespoons salted caramel sauce
  • 1 1/2 cups cold whipping cream


  1. Preheat oven to 350 fahrenheit.
  2. Combine crumbs, cinnamon, sugar and butter in a bowl and mix until resembling coarse sand.
  3. Put in a 9" pie plate and press around bottom and sides evenly. If you have extra crumbs put them on a cookie sheet.
  4. Bake crust and crumbs in oven about 10 minutes. Let cool.
  5. Whisk together sugar, cornstarch and salt in a saucepan. Gradually whisk in cream, milk and egg yolks.
  6. Cut vanilla bean in half lengthwise, scrape out the seeds and add to custard along with vanilla bean.
  7. Heat on medium high heat, while stirring until thickened, about 6-8 minutes.
  8. Remove from heat, stir in butter, vanilla and brandy.
  9. Let cool until warm to room temperature, stirring occasionally, remove vanilla bean.
  10. Add about a cup of custard to cooled crust, layer half the bananas, then another layer of custard and remaining bananas. Add last of custard over top.
  11. Let set in the fridge for 6-8 hours.
  12. Before serving prepare whipped cream by chilling cream, bowl and whisk or beaters.
  13. Place caramel in bowl and pour cream over top.
  14. Stir initially to mix togeter then beat on high until soft peaks but do not overbeat.
  15. Spread over pie, use extra caramel to drizzle over top. Spread crust crumbs on top and serve.


This pie will keep in the fridge for a day or two covered in plastic wrap.

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Banana Cream Pie

A Tile Backsplash with Grilled Cheese and Bolognese

Marble Tile Backsplash

This is what my days are looking like.  My temporary kitchen is a mish-mash of various meals in progress.  Either that or it sits empty while we eat our takeout around the coffee table.  Today I have a tomatoey bolognese simmering in the slow cooker, recipe from The Kitchn.  The hotplate is grudgingly at work making a grilled cheese.  I get to take a break from the tiling because I am the food provider.  I am glad for the breaks, a rest is needed for my tired feet and aching back.  I rinse the marble dust and dried up mortar off my fingers, stir the bolognese and rotate the sandwiches in the skillet.  If not rotated, on side will remain soft and pale while the other becomes black and crisp.


Kitchen Mess

Our counter tops are somewhere between Indiana and Seattle, they have estimated they will be here either March 9th or 11th, I don’t believe them, but we will see.  So far the husband’s estimate of tiling time of 19 hours seems to be off, but unfortunately in the wrong direction.  At this point we are maybe 28% done, with about 16 hours of work put into, you can probably do the sad math.  But after that all that is left is building and painting cabinets by hand, installing them, installing the counter tops, installing appliances, painting, building the kitchen island, and building a light fixture.  That’s ok though, because we have both decided that this will be the most amazing kitchen that has ever existed in the existence of kitchens.


Portobello Mushroom Toast

Portobello Mushroom toastPortobello Mushroom Toast

Some nights I’m hard to please.  I want something decadent, flavorful and easy to prepare on a weeknight.  I’m tired from working and want a great dinner, but I want to wear sweat pants so going out is not an option.  Walk in the door, pet the cats, turn on my Pink Martini Pandora mix and make some mushroom toast.

Preparing mushroom toast

This can be made in one pan, unless you want to fry your toast instead of the toaster which I always recommend, nothing beats it.  You can use any mushrooms you want, I went with meaty portobellos.  Chanterelle, morels, oyster are all options.  The mushrooms are the star here so do try to pick some high quality ones if available.  This makes a filling dinner, you won’t miss the meat, I added a simple arugula salad with lemon vinaigrette to balance it out.


Time: about 30 minutes

Yield: 2 as dinner portions, 4 as appetizer


  • 1 pound mushrooms (about 3-4 portobellos)
  • 4 tablespoons butter
  • 1/4 onion, chopped fine
  • 4 cloves garlic, chopped fine
  • 5 sprigs fresh thyme
  • 3 tablespoons brandy or dry white wine
  • 1/3 cup heavy cream
  • 4 turns fresh ground black pepper
  • salt to taste, about 1/4 teaspoon
  • 1/4 cup grated Parmesan
  • 4 slices thick crusty bread


  1. Clean mushrooms with a damp towel to remove dirt, trim off bottom of stems, chop into approximately 1/2 inch chunks.
  2. Place a large skillet or dutch oven over medium heat, melt butter, add onion and cook 3-4 minutes, then add garlic, thyme and mushrooms.
  3. Cook mushrooms until they have released all their liquid, about 8-10 minutes.  Add brandy to pan and let reduce slightly.
  4. Slowly add cream and stir to combine, add salt and pepper.  Taste and adjust as necessary.  Remove any thyme sprigs, the leaves should have come off on their own
  5. Toast bread and place two slices on each plate.
  6. Remove from heat and add half of Parmesan cheese.
  7. Pour mushrooms evenly over toast slices and sprinkle remaining Parmesan over top.


Portobello Mushroom Toast

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